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Re: Ask ME anything.
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Originally Posted by gibbsisgod
How do I tell my wife she is fat? Could you do it for me?
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I'd be happy to tell your wife she's fat. I do have a few questions first: - Was she fat before you married her? If so, that's all on you.
- Are we talking crazy fat? I mean, when you poke her in the belly, does it leave a dent?
- Is your wife prone to violence? This isn't a deal-breaker, I just like to be prepared.
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