Re: You know you're a redneck when...
I just got off the phone with Jerry Lee Lewis. He said that it's alright for me to tap my second cousin but it might hurt my music career.
Since when is it unethical to drink at funerals? Am I missing something here? I've got it mandated in my will along with a bag pipe rendition of Hank Williams JR's "Women I've Never Had".
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