[Zerohero]

Originally Posted by 53Fan

4 Dallas Cowboys in a car. Who's driving? The police.
What do you call a Cowboy fan with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a beautiful girl in Dallas? A tourist.
Why can't Romo use a phone? He can't find the receiver.
How many players did the Cowboys dress for their last game? 22, the rest dressed themselves.
What's the difference between a Cowboy fan and a baby? Eventually the baby stops whining.
Bada Bing!

Gonna use these!!!