This is WAY too much fun!!!
Stranger: hey man
You: Hi new friend!
Stranger: whats up girl
You: you said man and girl
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you?
You: you swing that way?
Stranger:
You: a man girl?
Stranger: man or girl
You: I was in Thailand once and let me tell you...
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Stranger: i'm 21/indonesia/male
Stranger: you?
You: No, I'm not 21/indoesia/male
You: good guess though
Stranger: owh
Stranger: asl please?
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: what is your age?
Stranger: what is your sex?
You: So I accidentally killed my neighbor's cat and I feel kind of guilty
You: what should I do?
Stranger: owh really?
Stranger: just tell your neighbour, say pardon me
Stranger: i think
You: But when I say accidentally I mean I hunted it for sport
Stranger: ya, you cal tell, like i said above
Stranger: simple
Stranger: then see what next
You: after I shot it with an arrow I put it in their mailbox
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