Stranger: Hello! Please help me, I've been shrunk.
You: Oh no!
Stranger: Indeed! It's rather troublesome.
You: How were you shrunk!
You: lets start there
Stranger: No idea! Just woke up this morning and everything was rather ridiculously large.
Stranger: I don't recall upseting a wizard, but you never can tell.
You: Did you sleep in a dryer last night?
You: How small are you?
You: Honey I shrunk the kids small, or Little people big world small
Stranger: Well, I think I'm about half an inch tall.
You: like are you jumping on the keyboard
Stranger: So which one is closer?
Stranger: And I'm not jumping on the keyboard, no, I'm down here by your foot...
You: that's confusing....
You: i have no feet
You: just hands
You: 5 of them
Stranger: Well that's impressive too.
You: well, i pissed off a wizard
Stranger: Something really needs to be done about them
Stranger: It's political correctness gone mad.
You: I mean really. I made one subtle comment about the whole hat thing being a little over used...
You: Like we get it, your a wizard.
You: There's stars on your hat
Stranger: Well, wizards, sorcerers and their like are pretty fashion-conscious
You: I mean I understand.
You: brb
You have disconnected.
This is so much fun.