[Dirtbag59]

1. Are the people writing death threats to officials, players, and coaches also taking the time to write the same threats to people on death row?

2. You loose a lot strength when you don't exercise for three weeks especially when you spend one of those weeks drinking nothing but smoothies.

3. I think cute girls are more attractive then hot girls.

4. Japanese media does an excellent job of telling stories while we here in America seem to focus on making our characters look to cool for school.

5. In about as little as 100 years kids will be taking calculus before they turn 10. The special-ed kids will take pre-calulus.

6. How can their be more links in your brain then atoms in the universe? Aren't the links made up of atoms?

7. I really wish they would make more sitcoms.

8. The Redskins will run a 4-3 defense with 3-4 personel. ie 3 big men inside (Haynesworth, Griffin, Daniels), two outside rushers (Orakpo and Carter), and 2 traditional linebackers (Fletcher and McIntosh).

9. I miss playing football but I really should have played hockey when I was in high school. I probably would have been much better at it.

10. The GI Joe movie seems to be about 15 years to late.

11. Long Term commitment scares the daylights out of me but I think that sleeping around scares me more.
11a. I am not getting married a day before 30.
11b. and no kids.

12. People need to stop investing in all these huge systems with way to much base and instead invest in a nice pair of headphones.

13. I think Adam Carolla was right. The dumbest people usually are the loudest.

14. I hate Digg.com. It never seems to take me to the story featured in the link.

15. We're going to be learning Chinese one of these days.

16. Our school system needs to do a better job of teaching our kids a second language.

17. For some reason Alizee isn't nearly as hot as she use to be. Don't get me wrong she's still very attractive but at the same time something seems to be missing.

18. How come women complain all the time about child birth but then you see all these match.com profiles with the question 'want kids?' and 99 times out of 100 the answer is definitely. Shouldn't there at least be a touch of uncertainty.

19. The hot girl that wore a thong to Easter Mass and sat in front of my family during 2002 is something that makes me laugh to this day. Especially considering that my parents, who are usually very reserved when it comes to things like this, couldn't help but laugh.

20. Resident Evil Extinction was the worst movie I ever saw. In fact it was so bad that I just wanted to go to the ticket counter and ask if they could transfer the money I spent on Extinction to another movie. I didn't even have to see the movie that they transferred it to, all I wanted to do was make sure that that monstrosity of a movie didn't get any money from me.

21. How do you make 3 horrible movies (Resident Evil) and then get signed on to make a fourth one. I swear I wish I had a job with that type of security.

22. Apparently a goldfish turns white if you leave it in the dark long enough. I still want to try that.

23. There are more atoms in a penny then stars in the universe.

24. I say 'good deal' way to much.

25. My brother used to always say "I'll be right back." Eventually we caught on to the fact that he was lying.

26. Why is the American Public so resistant to movies with subtitles?

27. Why do people riding bikes always seem to stop at a traffic light? To me that seems pretty cocky.

28. Every girl I've ever been attracted to on a dating site always seems to own a damn cat.