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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection
So did the Lions equal Mr. Chow? Locked up in the trunk and just emerged to wreck shop?
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No, the sad part is that the Lions were the tiger (did I just blow your F'ing mind with that). The pounding we're hearing from the trunk is actually our upcoming 3 primetime games in FedEx verse the cowboys, eagles, and giants. Their annoying fans will take over FedEx and it feel like we're getting beat to a pulp by a tiny naked Asian man.
And beating Tampa this week will be like marrying Heather Graham. Yes, it'll be cool to say you're married to such a hot chick, but then you'll find out she's a stripper/hooker and she already has a baby.
Now I must stop before I ruin the whole movie for those fools who haven't seen it yet.