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SkinEmAll · 10-21-2009, 09:35 AM

BREAKING NEWS:
Terror Alert in DC. The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head Coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and Federal Investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE! Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter that substance again this season.

10-21-2009, 09:35 AM	#29
SkinEmAll Special Teams Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: BillysBurg, Va. Posts: 489	Re: Redskins Humor.. BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in DC. The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white substance on the practice field. Head Coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and Federal Investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE! Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter that substance again this season.