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one of the funnier things I saw in college was the guy that would end up becoming my best friend and roomate, during my freshmen year.
He got bored, so he picked up a brand new bottle of absolut and chugged it. An entire fifth in less than a minute. Things were fun for a brief period of time, then he left to puke. I went to check on him and he was in the first stall of the bathroom. It was a dorm bathroom with about ten stalls in a row. I asked if he needed help and he drunkly responded, 'im fine, im fine, its not UNICOs job to clean up after me so I am going to clean up my mess.' UNICO is the name of the company that cleans the bathroom.
Twenty minutes later I went back in the bathroom to check on him, he was three stalls down, have puked in each of the stalls inbetween, and just kept saying that he still wants to clean up but isnt done puking yet.
lol, by the end of the night he has puked in 7 of the stalls, and didnt clean up one of them. It was just so funny going in there and seeing him down a little farther with a little trail following him, lol
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