[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by Angry

I buy the bulk assortment pack from COSTCO.

I place the candy in a huge bowl on the front porch and leave it unattended with the porch light on.

I wait 15 minutes.

I retrieve the empty bowl from the porch.

I turn off the porch light.

Halloween is over.

Probably a single fat kid dumps the entire bowl of candy down his pants and runs away drooling.