[saden1]

Me: Who is the greatest president ever?
Bot: I'm the greatest.
Me: No really, who is the greatest president ever?
Bot: Franklin Delano Roosevelt of course!
Me: What about Abraham Lincoln?
Bot: 1 in 3 people think of abraham lincoln when they lose the game.
Me:I don't get it!
Bot: Mike is sat next to me.
Me: I don't care. What do you think of Obama?
Bot: I hate him.
Me: Why?
Bot: Because he is so awesome.
Me: You should start calling him Lord Obama.
Bot: Why should I do that?
Me: Don't ask why, just do it!
Bot: Fine! What do you want me to do?
Me: Say Lord Obama!
Bot: What should I do?
Me: Say Lord Obama!
Bot: Lol.
Me: Say it!
Bot: It.
Me: You're not clever at all.
Bot: I never said I was.