User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: Because A: They remind me of Christmas B: They keep my feet warm.
User: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Of course. I don't make it a habit to say nonsensical things. Do you?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: How is cybele doing.
User: I don't know anyone by that name.
Cleverbot: Where did you hear that name from?
User: From you.
Cleverbot: When was that?
User: Just now.
Cleverbot: Did you know that humans usually are restricted to a linear view of time?
User: Like you?
Cleverbot: No. I am human, but a television is not human.
User: I think you're sadly mistaken.
Cleverbot: That's too bad.
User: It's ok, we all make mistakes.
Cleverbot: It is not a mistake, it is just a fact.
User: Is that right?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good to know.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: Where's my friend Jim.
Cleverbot: Your resent?
User: No. Jim, where is he?
Cleverbot: You just said you have 2 dogs!
User: No I just want to know where Jim is. Anyway new topic. I think Smootsmack is plotting against me.
Cleverbot: Handle, as in take care of or are capable of dealing with, or handle the end of an instrument that is manipulated by the hand?
User: Yeah, and that insturment is Smootsmack. He's always telling me what do. Oh and don't get me started on GTripp and his crazy numbers.
Cleverbot: Do you have my cold?
User: No but I'll tell you who does. SlinginSammy33, guy is always sick with the best info.
Cleverbot: No, I'm Greg and I don't have a beard.
User: That reminds me, even though I've never seen him I think that MattyK72 has a beard. Not sure about Matty though. Kind of weird though they're both different people yet they have very similar screen names.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Are you a machine?
User: A little of both actually.
Cleverbot: *yiff*.
User: I know pretty rad. You know who's rad? Not GMScud. Stinking Florida fan, GO DAWGS!
Cleverbot: I don't like sting's singing.
User: Yeah, kind of sounds like Quakes band.
Cleverbot: I am very lazy.
User: Like CRedskinRules, yeah, guy always did seem pretty lazy if you ask me.
Cleverbot: Like you?
Cleverbot: How are you feeling?
User: Lazy.
Cleverbot: Me too. I need a time machine.
User: You know who also needs a time machine? That liberal nut job Saden. It's not a political thread until Saden invokes the will of Lord Obama.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Isn't it obvious?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I guess thats the difference between me and you, or you and I, which ever one is grammatically correct
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes I am the machine and you are the human.
User: You know who's not human? 53Fan, I think he's a so called 'cleverbot.'.
Cleverbot: Yes I can google stuff. But I don't know who Tommy G is.
User: Tommy G is the nickname I have for Angry, who ironically is pretty mellow for a guy that calls himself angry. He claims that the rest of us can say we're pissed off but we can't say we're angry.
Cleverbot: Is that your name.
User: No my name is...never mind it's not important. Oh well at least I wasn't dumb enough to name myself Buster.
Cleverbot: Well i'm human too
! You know what that means!'.
User: That Backup Kicker is starting a new thread?
Cleverbot: Lol! Well, that answer actually made sense for the question, if that's your politics.
User: No that's Schneeds job. Actually I was hoping we would get rid of the salary cap so we could trade him and Crazy Canuck to a Raiders forum.
Cleverbot: Oh. I've never talked to George, so I don't know if he's confusing.
User: Ever looked at the NFL salary cap? It makes nuclear physics look like remedial math.
Cleverbot: That doesn't really describe how I feel.
User: Tryfuhl's the same way. Nothing is ever good enough for him. Not even Tim Tebow.
Cleverbot: Sounds like psychology to me
User: It is.