Terl linked to this for draft pick names, figured a couple others might be interesting
Wu-Tang MSN Nicknames Generator
MattyK from this day forward you
you will also be known as
Lazy-assed Dreamer
SmootSmack from this day forward you
you will also be known as
Gentlemen Leader
JoeRedskin from this day forward you
you will also be known as
Quiet Beggar
53Fan from this day forward you
you will also be known as
Shriekin' Overlord
Trample the Elderly from this day forward you
you will also be known as
Vulgar Overlord