The LIFE CYCLE Presented By OTM
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Originally Posted by over the mountain
...but man, freeak, screaming kids, no money for the honey, your life is suddenly about this lil baby that is a creation and extension of you and your lady. and all this lil love child does is scream and poop. then at 3-4 it gets all demanding. then at 13 it tells you it hates your guts every day. then at 18 it garnishes your wages so it can get drunk and party and say it is studying but the lil f'er is 200 miles away and you have no way of knowing. then it turns 21ish and suddenly loves you again.
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