Even though I haven't been invited to any party so far...or invited to all (can't tell), I would throw a party on a boat ("I'm on a muthafu**ing boat!!") and here's who I would invite:
Kidwell
Offiss
Miller101
Hess
SBF
Big Blue Star
Huddel
WeWhite
Zack_Mills
Skinz_Domin8
Once I get all those people on the boat, I'd let it sail off to wherever and head over to the real party, where waiting for me would be
Redskins_P: Ese es mi pana, muchachos!
GMScud: I'll need a bartender
Itvnetop: I'll need a DJ
JoeRedskin: I'll need a lawyer
DynamiteRave: She exudes an air of cool
SolidSnake84: To introduce him to D-Rave...if necessary
12thMan: To cockblock SolidSnake84 as he tries to talk to D-Rave; 'cause you just know he will...and it'll be hilarious
Slingin' Sammy 33: At some point, I'm sure we'll talk football and I always like to read what he has to say
JoeCrisp: Because maybe if I threw a party, he'd come out of hiding
and then I'd have a fan vote for the last invitee