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MattyK - A party needs at least one jolly guy and I suspect he knows a thing or two about drinking.
Schneed10 - If a fight breaks out you can count on him to have your back and break a bottle on someone's head.
12thMan - For backup and because he'd make a good designated driver (we wouldn't want Schneed10 driving).
Slinging Sammy 33 - He'd make a good host, plus he'll probably have free pizzas and drinks flowing.
JoeRedskins - For stimulating arguments on God and religion.
CRedskinsRule - He going to tell us about recent interesting stories and reports on the internet.
GMScud - To provide Obama hateration...no one does it better these days.
firstdown - He has a boat and because sometimes you need unpredictable and unreserved people at a party.
dmek25 - Because he's a union guy and we need the prospective of a union guy.
Angry - Every party needs a moderator.

...and my +1 is 70Chip. I don't know why but I would guess he would make a funny drunk.