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Old 03-17-2005, 12:43 PM   #1
SmootSmack
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Laughter is the Best Medicine

It's getting a little pissy on the Warpath lately so I thought I'd lighten the mood with some oldies but goodies.

Cowboy Jokes:

Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.

Q; What do you call 47 people sitting around the TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys!

Q. What does Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and a bullfrog have in common?
A. Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth

Bonus Philly Joke:

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
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