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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359
That's it? Man you're such a square. At least Sheen entertains us with his wild and crazy ways. I mean for God's sake look at some of the crazy stuff this man is doing.
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Sometimes it's better being a square than to be dead!
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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359
What's your headline going to say?
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Years after Sheen's death, Skinsguy is still alive and kicking butt! All women want him, all men want to be him!

Even the Dos Equis guy admires Skinsguy.
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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359
Plus at the very least Sheen is helping the economy. Not only is he going with American porn stars but porn stars that are probably going to go on shopping sprees at local boutiques.
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Well, I don't know about helping the American economy, but he'll probably at least help those porn stars have money for their next fix.
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Originally Posted by Dirtbag359
Also while we're at it I propose a $40k reward for the person who can provide uncensored footage of Smoot's small screen debut.
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Only $40? Who's the square now? j/k