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Re: Jury Duty: How many times can you be called?
Try the following and see if it gets you off:
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Your honor, I have a sixth sense for detecting guilt and there is no doubt in my mind that this criminal is guilty. There is no need to waste the court's time and money as I have already done all the necessary work to determine to convict this vile criminal. Also, I will be happy to testify on behalf of the prosecution and share all the information I have sensed with the court.
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