[Monkeydad]

Originally Posted by over the mountain

Matty drives a seabring. BOOM! ROASTED!

Crazycanuck gets paid $20 for every post he makes this year, so far his total is $0. Kinda sad actually but . . . .BOOM! YOU JUST GOT RAKED OVER HOT COALS SON BUT YOU WONT EVEN KNOW IT BECAUSE YOU TREAT YOUR MODERATOR JOB HERE LIKE YOUR SEX LIFE . . NONEXISTENT! BOOM YOU JUST GOT DOUBLE ROASTED YA TURKEY!

Themalcomconneciton has U2 tickets. BOOM! BONO SUCKS!

Smootsmack lists "warpath moderator" on his resume. Lame. I WOULD SAY BOOM! BUT SS HEARS THAT ENOUGH FROM THE SWAMMY WHEN HE SENDS SS TO FETCH HIS MORNING COFFEE!

Summo is the only person I know that retired his own personalized jersey. Forcing his wife and 2 dogs to take part in the ceremony. BOOM! ROASTED!

Matty is the only person at his job in which his employer highly encourages him to "work from home". BOOM! I DONT EVEN KNOW YOUR CO-WORKES BUT THEY CO-SIGNED THIS! BOOM YOU JUST GOT BOOMED FROM PEOPLE WHO DONT EVEN KNOW THEY ARE ROASTING YOU! Im actually impressed by that feat.

Gmanc was disappointed when he went to Hersey Park and found out it was an amusement park. BOOM! ROTISSIRIE SON! ps - you aint foolin nobody with that "hey so I got marrried the other day" thread you started.

The real reason the Redskins are taking out the seats in the upper endzone is to make room for Matty's ego. BAAAAA BOOOOOMM!

Themalcomconnection is so old he has a double digit social security number.