[over the mountain]

About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.