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Originally Posted by mredskins
LOL!
When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.
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lol yeah ive been peed/watery pooped on by seagulls in ocean city. theyre squirters. thats awesome you worked on a shrimp boat.
yeah this wasnt pee or watery. this bird's poop was solid, looked like a smashed acorn with small bits of brown nutty stuff. the bastard. it had better not be one of the 3 baby birds i let be raised under my deck neither. most birds look alike but i know what these 3 look like.
the nest their parents built is still up. i hope one of them comes back to try and raise its own kids. im gonna spit on them or something. filthy lil ungrateful ****ers
edit - the word that is censored out is ****ers