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Originally Posted by Alvin Walton
If she cant find anything new, try these....
Always hang your coat on the kitchen chair.
Frequently forget to take your cholesterol medicine.
Leave wet shower towels on the bed.
Drive her car and leave it in the driveway with 1/16 left in the tank.
Use up the last of the ketchup and dont update the shopping list.
Keep your beer where she normally keeps the milk.
Tell her she doesn't need a watch because there is a clock on the stove.
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OMFG.... LOL
Hey you don't mind if I use some of these do you? lol.