Yep, we don't need a military.
There are no pirates near major shipping lanes.
There are no Persians building mega bombs and threatening our friends or threatening to close critical bodies of water.
There are no Chinese suggesting we stay on our side of the Pacific.
There are no Russian Tu-95s flying up and down our Alaskan coast.
There are no Al Queda members planning the next 9-11.
There are no unstable nuclear govts in North Korea.