Nike Air Monarch's.
WARNING: Do not buy these shoes. Unless you love shoes that squeak with every step. If that's the case, feel free. Also don't try them on in your local Nike store, as their music is too loud for you to hear the squeak, thus convincing you that this is a safe, reliable, daily non-squeaking shoe to wear.
/feels like Mr. Krabs in the Spongebob episode with squeaky boots.