Re: How will Gardner's situation pan out?
My guess? Midway through training camp he will be traded for a 5th round draft pick to... the San Diego Chargers. He will not agree to a contract extension, prefering to play out the last year of his contract. He will catch about 50 balls for about 850 yards, and he will be shocked (SHOCKED!) to find that there is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Then he will sign an incentive-laden deal with the Eagles in 2006, and rarely make it off the bench. He will die penniless and insane, trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.
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