Quote:
Originally Posted by mooby
I saw this old lady getting mugged on the sidewalk. Wasn't nothin bout football, so I walked away.
-Claiborne
Why's everyone so down about Morris? He got a scholarship, was a war hero, a shrimping boat captain, and ran from coast to coast several times
"I saw First Name and Last Name. What does this have to do with football? So I blew it off."
- Claiborne
how did this guy even find LSU? He just followed the corn-dog scent.
Judge: Why didn't you pay child support?
Claiborne: wasn't nothing about football |
My favorites:
"This guy is an idoit" - Vince Young
"I meant to shoot myself in the leg" - Plaxico Buress
""How is I gonna print ma name with no printer?" - Claibourne