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Here's what I know. Pretty much I am sure all pro athletes are precisely defined by the car they drive so by buying a Bentley for his lady he is clearly an awful person who only thinks about himself and doesn't care about football or his team. We are doomed and might as well get used to the fact that he is a selfish son of a b*tch.

On a related note. All athletes also should be held to the highest of scrutiny against the things they say off-handedly in interviews since they aren't actually human beings responding on-the-fly to unknown questions from reporters but rather sentient automatons with the ability to immediately calculate perfectly considered, precise and practical responses.