I'm the whitest boy you know, so I was out to get a tan.
Mission accomplished.
My sister showed up with a basketball hoop for my son (outdoor, adjustable 7-10 ft).   It's for my son but until he grows more, I'll be using it plenty.
Had it on 8-foot so I could dunk...I've got some good hops for a middle-aged short man.   Did I mention I'm white too?