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Originally Posted by SFREDSKIN

More like a 4 second ovation. He's a wanker.

I can just imagine his speech at the enshrinement ceremony.

Originally Posted by Cris Carter

Announcer: And presenting Cris Carter for enshrinement is.... Cris Carter!

CC: Thank you baby, hey that was a pretty short sitting ovation now wasn't it? Where's the love at, oh forget it. The reason I have chosen myself to present myself for HOF induction is because who knows me better than I know myself? Cris Carter was many things on the football field, WR, selfless motivational leader, G.O.A.T. (the good kind), superhero, the greatest man this world has ever seen, amongst many other things, but that is not what we're hear to discuss.

We are here to discuss why the hell it took me so long to get inducted. HOF Committee bitches, why the wait? Huh? Was it the personal threats? The letter bombs? Ya'll a group of assholes. As for all of you peasants in attendance, you should be counting your blessings. This jacket is worth more than all of your lives. You should be enjoying every breath of air you take, knowing you are this close to a god-king with a jacket like this. Can't forget this bust too, so my presence will be immortalized long after I'm gone. Who am I kidding? God-kings don't die. Anyways, screw you too (crowd booing at this point.) Peace bitches I'm out.