Re: T.o.
If I were in the situation, I would first purchase a dozen eggs. I would proceed to throw 11 up against the house, then, as the last one hit, grab some pom-poms and do a celebration dance. After T.O. came out to see what the hell was going on, I would walk right up to him, pull a Sharpie out of my sock, sign the last egg, and hand it to him.
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