[punch it in]

Owner - worst in sports (not just football)
GM - worst in sports (not just football)
HC - some arena league legend who wouldn’t even have the job if not for his last name.
DC - worst in football.
O-line - ravaged and basically non existent.
QB - not sure if we even have one on the roster. Haskins is clearly not ready and that was about as bad a D as you can play besides us.
Run game - we have none. Worst in the league.
WR - we have one - he is hurt.
TE - nothing. Cant catch. Cant block.
Secondary- worst in the league.
Pass rush - worst in the league.
D - line - meh.
Punter - great.
K- good
ST - meh

The absolute laughing stock of the league.