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Originally Posted by SunnySide
My lady always makes these passive aggressive comments. She doesnt even know she does it. Things like "its 2 am and you have work tomorrow in the morning".
Last night I decide Im going to have some hot dogs for dinner. So i put 3 in a pan and start to cook them. I was only going to eat 2 but I put a 3rd in there to see if she would say anything. So she comes sauntering in and I try to block her view of the pan. She tries to act like she not trying to see. She goes about 1 minute without saying anything but she is hovering around the kitchen so I know she wants to say something.
finally she cracks and she says "wow babe, 3 hot dogs, thats a lot". And I say "ha! you dumb bitch, i only put a 3rd on there just to see if youd say something and of course you did." I tell her I bet it was killing her not to say anything as soon as she came into the kitchen. She admits as much and said she couldnt take it anymore.
AITAH: Because I intentionally cooked an extra hot dog just to entrap her?
AITAH: Because my plan all along was to quickly eat 1 hot dog in the kitchen before then walking into the living room with 2 hot dogs pretending I only cooked 2? But since she came into the kitchen, had to like UNO the situation on her?
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This made me lol literally. Every time i make food my wife surfaces and i see her looking. I have done the plate / pan block so many times. Now i just wait for her to glance and i say “can i help you ?” She then acts like she has no idea what I am talking about. Your post made my day man. LOL.
We are definitely ntah’s. They should mind their business. I dont care wtf she eats. Lol. This is a conversation i never thought id have. Im so happy that im not the only one who does the pan block. Ive gone as far to cover my plate with a paper or something until she disappears. Im totally showing her ur post tonight.