Zack Mills signs with the Redskins!

[djnemo65]

I just heard this one on the radio. I have to tell you, I never was convinced that the guy who used to post on this site - and later got banned - wasn't the real Mills. I went to school with Zack and saw him at the bar on sundays. He definately was a diehard Skins fan, and besides, he wasn't a good enough football player for anyone to base their screenname on: unless they were him of course.

Can you guys imagine if that's really him:
Gibbs: "Hi son, glad to have you on board with the team"
Mills: "Hey old man, we should have kept Spurrier, or at least looked at Denni Green. You ain't got what it takes."
Gibbs: "That's fine son, I'll work on the coaching, you just work on holding those fieldgoal kicks."