your favorite joke

[Frost]

So with all the bitterness around here caused by the last couple of games I wanted to start a thread and hear everyones favorite joke, maybe it will cause laughter and cheer some people up.
This joke some people found it a little offensive but its my all time favorite, here it goes

There is a Monk, a Rabbi and a Catholic Priest and they are relaxing at a park, all of a sudden the park catches on fire, the Monk yells SAVE THE CHILDREN, the Rabbi yells F**K THE CHILDREN and the Catholic Priest says WE DON'T HAVE TIME.

Hope you guys liked it and post your own favorite joke