NFC East jokes

GoSkinsGoTerps · 01-07-2006, 11:42 AM

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Q: What do you call 53 guys watching Wild Card Weekend?
A: The Dallas Cowboys

Q: Where is the safest place to be during a tornado warning?
A: At The Linc. Few touch downs happen there.

Q: What do Billy Graham and Mike MacMahon have in common?
A: They can both make an entire stadium stand up and say JESUS CHRIST!

Q: What's the difference between the Superbowl and the Grammies?
A: The Eagles have won a Grammy.

Q: How do you keep Terry Glenn out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A: You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar.

Q: Why are the NFL goalposts too narrow for Jay Feely?
A: He usually practices between Strahan's teeth.

Q: What did Bill Parcells say to Keyshawn Johnson?
A: God, I wish I knew how to quit you!

and my favorite joke from the 90's...
Q: Did you hear the Cowboys hired a new defensive coordinator?
A: Johnnie Cochran

44deisel44 · 01-07-2006, 11:50 AM

HAHAAAA.....Good 1s.

I only have 1...
Why does Dallas wear names on jersey?
So Skins know who they $^%#ing.

jamf · 01-07-2006, 12:18 PM

Q: What's the difference between puppies and cowboy fans?

A: Puppies eventually stop crying.

cpayne5 · 01-07-2006, 12:53 PM

1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle.
2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? The police.
3. Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.
4. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine.
5. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys
6. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor.
7. The Cowboys had a 12 and 4 season this year, 12 arrests, 4 convictions.
8. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator. Johnny Cochran.
9. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? Studying the Miranda Rights.
10. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy from robbing your house? Paint a goal line in front of your door.
11. What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby? Eventually the baby stops whining.
12. What do you say to get 47 Cowboys players to all stand at once? "Will the defendant please rise?"
13. Why can't Dallas Cowboys players find the Cowboys web site on the Internet? They haven't been able to get three ''W's'' in a row all season!

http://www.dallascowboyssuck.com/

01-07-2006, 11:42 AM	#1
GoSkinsGoTerps Camp Scrub Join Date: Jan 2006 Age: 45 Posts: 20	NFC East jokes Add the latest you've heard. Let's keep this list growing.... Q: What do you call 53 guys watching Wild Card Weekend? A: The Dallas Cowboys Q: Where is the safest place to be during a tornado warning? A: At The Linc. Few touch downs happen there. Q: What do Billy Graham and Mike MacMahon have in common? A: They can both make an entire stadium stand up and say JESUS CHRIST! Q: What's the difference between the Superbowl and the Grammies? A: The Eagles have won a Grammy. Q: How do you keep Terry Glenn out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A: You can get 4 quarters out of a dollar. Q: Why are the NFL goalposts too narrow for Jay Feely? A: He usually practices between Strahan's teeth. Q: What did Bill Parcells say to Keyshawn Johnson? A: God, I wish I knew how to quit you! and my favorite joke from the 90's... Q: Did you hear the Cowboys hired a new defensive coordinator? A: Johnnie Cochran

01-07-2006, 11:50 AM	#2
44deisel44 Special Teams Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 260	Re: NFC East jokes HAHAAAA.....Good 1s. I only have 1... Why does Dallas wear names on jersey? So Skins know who they $^%#ing. __________________ 90% of the game is half mental-John Madden Pure unadulterated uncompromising ecstasy- Jack K.Cooke

01-07-2006, 12:18 PM	#3
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,348	Re: NFC East jokes Q: What's the difference between puppies and cowboy fans? A: Puppies eventually stop crying.

01-07-2006, 12:53 PM	#4
cpayne5 Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,807	Re: NFC East jokes 1. What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle. 2. Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? The police. 3. Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. 4. I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a coke machine. 5. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? The Dallas Cowboys 6. The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. 7. The Cowboys had a 12 and 4 season this year, 12 arrests, 4 convictions. 8. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator. Johnny Cochran. 9. How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? Studying the Miranda Rights. 10. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy from robbing your house? Paint a goal line in front of your door. 11. What's the difference between a Cowboys fan and a baby? Eventually the baby stops whining. 12. What do you say to get 47 Cowboys players to all stand at once? "Will the defendant please rise?" 13. Why can't Dallas Cowboys players find the Cowboys web site on the Internet? They haven't been able to get three ''W's'' in a row all season! http://www.dallascowboyssuck.com/ __________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."

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