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Living Legend
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Washington DC
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Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
FOX Sports - NFL - Coach sues, claims wife found dead rat in salad
I mean that's gotta suck. A big ass rat in your salad. But come on, how could that woman NOT see a 6 inch rat in a salad? Those salads aren't that big. The staff must've covered him up very well. More reasons why I don't eat fast food anymore. ![]() |
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The Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Bristol, CT
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
Don't they pack those salads in bags?
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Playmaker
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Denver
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
Rat Salad? wasn't that a black sabbath song?
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Join Date: May 2004
Age: 46
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
That's not right. The rat should have been in the coache's salad, Don't blame the wife for her husband's evil doings. What a shame.
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I like big (_|_)s.
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Charlottesville, Virginia
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
Did she get the salad from Wendy's?
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
That's Rat-tastic!!!
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Playmaker
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Richmond VA
Age: 39
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
Mybe it was REDSKINS RAT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ok...im done....
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: I'm in LA, trick!
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
It could have been my special sauce.......
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Playmaker
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Denver
Age: 43
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
special sauce?
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Frederick, MD
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
"Wise choice. You guys might have wanted to stay away from our special sauce tonight. Me and Pookie, we added a secret ingredient. I'll give you a hint. It's semen."
"Rat semen"
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Most Interesting Man in the World
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Chantilly, VA
Age: 38
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Re: Cowboys assistant coach's wife and the rat
Harold and Kumar. Good stuff.
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