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Old 01-25-2006, 06:38 PM   #1
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New Oriole Kris Benson's wife

I heard this website mentioned on sportstalk radio:
www.annabenson.net
When Kris played with the NY Mets she said that if he ever cheated on her she would bang every one of his teammates. She also wore a very little Mrs Claus outfit to a childrens charity event. Shes got class. Well subtract the cl- at least. Any thoughts?
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:39 PM   #2
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Re: New Oriole Kris Benson's wife

Only one:

Boing.
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:46 PM   #3
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here's another....schwang!!!
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Old 01-25-2006, 06:57 PM   #4
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Re: New Oriole Kris Benson's wife

I'd like to "question 3" that pie...then duplicate
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Old 01-26-2006, 07:35 AM   #5
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Re: New Oriole Kris Benson's wife

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I'd like to "question 3" that pie...then duplicate
Exactly. I'd be duplicating threads with her all night long, if you know what I mean (and I don't).

As for why he's with an slightly crazy exotic model, I'm not sure if I have to answer that question.
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:02 PM   #6
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Re: New Oriole Kris Benson's wife

Yes, another pie I forgot that I enjoy. Probably my most favorite.

Tang.

Not "Tang",



but TANG.

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Old 01-25-2006, 09:56 PM   #7
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Yes, another pie I forgot that I enjoy. Probably my most favorite.

Tang.

Not "Tang",



but TANG.

That may be the single greatest post in the history of this site!
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:11 PM   #8
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malcolm, youre on a roll tonight
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:15 PM   #9
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Thanks dude. And kind of like my sex life, it's rare and only in the offseason.
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Old 01-25-2006, 07:39 PM   #10
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why cant my wife have a body like that, damn 2nd pregnancy:frusty:
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Old 01-25-2006, 11:44 PM   #11
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She is a former stripper and is nuts. She's probably perfect for most guys.
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Old 01-26-2006, 02:36 AM   #12
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Re: New Oriole Kris Benson's wife

Why would a guy with thatmuch jack want a lunatic stripper chic when he could get most anyone he wanted? There are plenty of chics hotter than her he could have that are sane and not such a skank ho!
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Old 01-26-2006, 08:11 AM   #13
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whatever, her gallery sucks :P where's the hi-res?

Its just one big ad for her gambling site.
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