F... people at the gym

MTK · 05-01-2007, 09:47 AM

Specifically, F... people that don't understand what it means to let others work in when they are doing multiple sets.

This has really been bugging me for a while now. The 'Y' that I go to is pretty busy, and there are signs all over the place that say, "Please allow others to work in when doing multiple sets". I've never seen anyone follow this rule. There's nothing more annoying than waiting to use a machine when some jerkoff is doing 2-3 sets and resting for a few minutes in between each set. And they'll sit there and give YOU a dirty look like you're the one doing something wrong.

Bushead · 05-01-2007, 10:03 AM

Good ol' YMCA. I've worked at one for the past 3 years of my life, and i'll send up a good F... people a the gym! How about these:

-The guys that grunt all the time. Exhaling, Inhaling, doesn't really matter, just all the time.

-The ones who try and become inspirational leaders and tell their buddies that "YOU CAN DO IT! JUST ONE MORE SET! WOOF WOOF! YOU CAN DO IT! YEA YEA YEAAAAHH!"

-The talk of what they USE to be able to do. I've had one too many conversations about how much someone could bench back in the day.

-And the infamous, i'm going to do a set and sit on this machine and do nothing for the rest of the hour but talk. Usually used by older woman, but it is susceptable to everyone.

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-01-2007, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Bushead

Good ol' YMCA. I've worked at one for the past 3 years of my life, and i'll send up a good F... people a the gym! How about these:

-The guys that grunt all the time. Exhaling, Inhaling, doesn't really matter, just all the time.

-The ones who try and become inspirational leaders and tell their buddies that "YOU CAN DO IT! JUST ONE MORE SET! WOOF WOOF! YOU CAN DO IT! YEA YEA YEAAAAHH!"

-The talk of what they USE to be able to do. I've had one too many conversations about how much someone could bench back in the day.

-And the infamous, i'm going to do a set and sit on this machine and do nothing for the rest of the hour but talk. Usually used by older woman, but it is susceptable to everyone.

ALL problems that I have. Here's a problem I have at our gym in which the population is fairly sparse most of the time. I have the opposite problem of Matty. I'll be sitting doing multiple sets of something and the ENTIRE GYM is basically empty and someone comes over asking if they can work in. I'm like, "How about you go and find another machine or area until I'm done?"

If I see someone holding a sheet is the ONLY time I let them work in because I know that they're trying to do it in some kind of order. Otherwise, there's a ZILLION other things you can do during the 7-8 minutes I'm on this machine.

And I REALLY hate grunters. It's like, "Look how huge I AM!"

Bushead · 05-01-2007, 10:10 AM

The inspirational leaders are the ones that get to me. Definetly when i'm working and they come over and try and inspire me. It really just scares me to have a big, steriod-filled man yelling at me about how i can do just one more.

MTK · 05-01-2007, 10:21 AM

I hate the blockheads that stare at themselves in the mirrors. There's this one guy specifically that just struts around staring at himself like he's a gift from god or something. I'm like dude get over yourself, he's not even that big.

dall-assblows · 05-09-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Mattyk72

I hate the blockheads that stare at themselves in the mirrors. There's this one guy specifically that just struts around staring at himself like he's a gift from god or something. I'm like dude get over yourself, he's not even that big.

some guy started to do karate moves like calm moves. (white nerdy stick guy by the way) did that for about 7 mins. after that he points at him self in the mirror and walks out and starts to flys. me and my buddy could not stop laughing.

12thMan · 05-09-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by dall-assblows

some guy started to do karate moves like calm moves. (white nerdy stick guy by the way) did that for about 7 mins. after that he points at him self in the mirror and walks out and starts to flys. me and my buddy could not stop laughing.

Oh sh*t, just when I thought Gabe's story was funny, this one takes the cake!!

TheMalcolmConnection · 05-01-2007, 10:22 AM

HAHAHA. You have RANDOM people come over and do that to you? That would drive me insane.

Usually I see two muscle-round retards helping each other, screaming at each other.

Monkeydad · 05-01-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HAHAHA. You have RANDOM people come over and do that to you? That would drive me insane.

Usually I see two muscle-round retards helping each other, screaming at each other.

This would be hilarious to see, unless the idiot was doing it to me.

All of the posts in this thread are why I bought my own weight bench.

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-01-2007, 10:29 AM

Don't you hate it when the gym employees tell you that you have to wear something over your workout thong? It like they don't understand that you need a full range of motion or something. I hate that.

Ok, I'm just kidding, I don't belong to a gym.

SmootSmack · 05-01-2007, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Don't you hate it when the gym employees tell you that you have to wear something over your workout thong? It like they don't understand that you need a full range of motion or something. I hate that.

Ok, I'm just kidding, I don't belong to a gym.

AMD at the gym

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-01-2007, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by SmootSmack

AMD at the gym

Pretty much.

But then I finally gained the respect of my son after I climbed to the top of the Murderhorn and slid down on the back of a frozen corpse.

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 05-01-2007, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

Pretty much.

But then I finally gained the respect of my son after I climbed to the top of the Murderhorn and slid down on the back of a frozen corpse.

haha...fueled by energy bars made from chinese newspapers?

ArtMonkDrillz · 05-01-2007, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace

haha...fueled by energy bars made from chinese newspapers?

Yup. They unleash the awesome power of apples!

These are all the reasons that I haven't been to the gym since college (plus I'm also really lazy).

RobH4413 · 05-01-2007, 02:35 PM

F... the guy that forgets to wear spandex and lets his balls flop around like some exhibitionist Billy Madison style.

05-01-2007, 09:47 AM	#1
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,852	F... people at the gym Specifically, F... people that don't understand what it means to let others work in when they are doing multiple sets. This has really been bugging me for a while now. The 'Y' that I go to is pretty busy, and there are signs all over the place that say, "Please allow others to work in when doing multiple sets". I've never seen anyone follow this rule. There's nothing more annoying than waiting to use a machine when some jerkoff is doing 2-3 sets and resting for a few minutes in between each set. And they'll sit there and give YOU a dirty look like you're the one doing something wrong. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

05-01-2007, 10:03 AM	#2
Bushead Impact Rookie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 782	Re: F... people at the gym Good ol' YMCA. I've worked at one for the past 3 years of my life, and i'll send up a good F... people a the gym! How about these: -The guys that grunt all the time. Exhaling, Inhaling, doesn't really matter, just all the time. -The ones who try and become inspirational leaders and tell their buddies that "YOU CAN DO IT! JUST ONE MORE SET! WOOF WOOF! YOU CAN DO IT! YEA YEA YEAAAAHH!" -The talk of what they USE to be able to do. I've had one too many conversations about how much someone could bench back in the day. -And the infamous, i'm going to do a set and sit on this machine and do nothing for the rest of the hour but talk. Usually used by older woman, but it is susceptable to everyone.

05-01-2007, 10:10 AM	#4
Bushead Impact Rookie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 782	Re: F... people at the gym The inspirational leaders are the ones that get to me. Definetly when i'm working and they come over and try and inspire me. It really just scares me to have a big, steriod-filled man yelling at me about how i can do just one more.

05-01-2007, 10:21 AM	#5
MTK \m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 52 Posts: 99,852	Re: F... people at the gym I hate the blockheads that stare at themselves in the mirrors. There's this one guy specifically that just struts around staring at himself like he's a gift from god or something. I'm like dude get over yourself, he's not even that big. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

05-01-2007, 10:22 AM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: F... people at the gym HAHAHA. You have RANDOM people come over and do that to you? That would drive me insane. Usually I see two muscle-round retards helping each other, screaming at each other. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

05-01-2007, 10:29 AM	#10
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Ellicott City, MD Age: 42 Posts: 8,029	Re: F... people at the gym Don't you hate it when the gym employees tell you that you have to wear something over your workout thong? It like they don't understand that you need a full range of motion or something. I hate that. Ok, I'm just kidding, I don't belong to a gym. __________________ "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." The Dude

05-01-2007, 02:35 PM	#15
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 40 Posts: 2,638	Re: F... people at the gym F... the guy that forgets to wear spandex and lets his balls flop around like some exhibitionist Billy Madison style. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

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