Fan is short for Fanatic!

Old School · 09-12-2007, 10:23 AM

All I have to say is WOW:

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jbcjr14 · 09-12-2007, 10:37 AM

Yep, I can vouch for the ugliness of this rivalry although I don't think I have ever seen anything go quite this far.

This rivalry is as strong as the Skins v Boyz rivalry back in the 70's! They hate one another and fights do break out from time to time in the local pubs because of it.

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-12-2007, 10:49 AM

It sounds to me that the other guy just want to grab some balls.

Monkeydad · 09-12-2007, 11:23 AM

Ironic:

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Thomas, who once lived in Houston and became a Texas fan during the heyday of star running back Earl Campbell, is still recovering from his injuries but has returned to work as a meat cutter at a Sam's Club warehouse store.

RobH4413 · 09-12-2007, 11:23 AM

I think I simultaneously laughed and cried after I read this:

"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."

Ohhh the humanity! Why did he have to add that he was wearing white shorts... gruesome.

TheMalcolmConnection · 09-12-2007, 11:28 AM

What would weird me out is the fact that the guy grabbed my BALLS.

Like, you'd think he'd have punched the guy in the face, hell, maybe stabbed him if he were crazy enough.

But no, he had to grab this guy's sack and pull his nuts out.

RobH4413 · 09-12-2007, 11:50 AM

You think his friends kind of like, freaked out.

At first they were all liquored up, and egging him on. You know "Go get that dirty Texas fan, we're ready to rumble!" kind of mentality.

Than the dude just rips the guys balls off.

Think about the awkward couple of minutes that ensued.

Like, "Steve... I mean, we were thinking a little beat down, maybe break a beer bottle over his head or something like that. But, uh, you ripped his balls off. Like, out of his body. That's not cool dude. How did you even think of doing that, like the original idea... how did you think to do that? Did you plan that out? Is this some sort of special move you've been saving up? Not cool at all, oh, and uh, you need to find a ride home."

JDALY27 · 09-12-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by RobH4413

You think his friends kind of like, freaked out.

At first they were all liquored up, and egging him on. You know "Go get that dirty Texas fan, we're ready to rumble!" kind of mentality.

Than the dude just rips the guys balls off.

Think about the awkward couple of minutes that ensued.

Like, "Steve... I mean, we were thinking a little beat down, maybe break a beer bottle over his head or something like that. But, uh, you ripped his balls off. Like, out of his body. That's not cool dude. How did you even think of doing that, like the original idea... how did you think to do that? Did you plan that out? Is this some sort of special move you've been saving up? Not cool at all, oh, and uh, you need to find a ride home."

Funny post!

Joe Ribbs BBQ · 09-12-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by RobH4413

You think his friends kind of like, freaked out.

At first they were all liquored up, and egging him on. You know "Go get that dirty Texas fan, we're ready to rumble!" kind of mentality.

Than the dude just rips the guys balls off.

Think about the awkward couple of minutes that ensued.

Like, "Steve... I mean, we were thinking a little beat down, maybe break a beer bottle over his head or something like that. But, uh, you ripped his balls off. Like, out of his body. That's not cool dude. How did you even think of doing that, like the original idea... how did you think to do that? Did you plan that out? Is this some sort of special move you've been saving up? Not cool at all, oh, and uh, you need to find a ride home."

wow, this one had me rolling at work.... that wording reminds me of something family guy would do..... thanks for the post my sides needed a good laughing pain

AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace · 09-12-2007, 12:02 PM

I've actually seen similar injuries...nothing is more disgusting

jamf · 09-12-2007, 12:20 PM

how did this happen?

was the victim wearing really short george michael white shorts?
Was his sack hanging out the side?
Did the perv reach under and grab his sack and rip it off?

rypper11 · 09-12-2007, 01:04 PM

Quite a few years ago I was at RFK watching the Panthers and Skins and this big dude wearing a Troy Aikman jersey was being obnoxious and highly intoxicated blocking people from even watching the game (which we won though it was a Dec. game and playoffs weren't a possibility). Midway through the third I'm in the bathroom and the loudmouth is screaming and bloody next to a urinal with the ripped Aikman jersey in the urinal. Dude deserved a beatdown coming to a game your team isn't even playing in and being an ass.
Still has his balls though.

Monkeydad · 09-12-2007, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by rypper11

Quite a few years ago I was at RFK watching the Panthers and Skins and this big dude wearing a Troy Aikman jersey was being obnoxious and highly intoxicated blocking people from even watching the game (which we won though it was a Dec. game and playoffs weren't a possibility). Midway through the third I'm in the bathroom and the loudmouth is screaming and bloody next to a urinal with the ripped Aikman jersey in the urinal. Dude deserved a beatdown coming to a game your team isn't even playing in and being an ass.
Still has his balls though.

Lavar was a funny guy when he was here.

hagams · 09-12-2007, 01:05 PM

Uh..........I don't think "What the F*ck" can even begin to scratch the surface of this one......Wow.

Texanskin · 09-12-2007, 01:17 PM

I grew up in texas and know how passionate Texas- OU rivalry is. I have seen OLD men and women get into heated arguement in a hotel when just passing each other by wearing opposing colors. I am a Texas Tech grad so I dont care.

But did he have to grad the nuts & twist???!!!!

09-12-2007, 10:23 AM	#1
Old School Camp Scrub Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 44	Fan is short for Fanatic! All I have to say is WOW: Football Rivalry Sparks Bloody Skirmish - AOL Sports

09-12-2007, 10:37 AM	#2
jbcjr14 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Austin, Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,015	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! Yep, I can vouch for the ugliness of this rivalry although I don't think I have ever seen anything go quite this far. This rivalry is as strong as the Skins v Boyz rivalry back in the 70's! They hate one another and fights do break out from time to time in the local pubs because of it. __________________ "Work Harder: millions on welfare are counting on you" - Obama 2009 address to Congress.

09-12-2007, 10:49 AM	#3
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! It sounds to me that the other guy just want to grab some balls. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

09-12-2007, 11:23 AM	#5
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 40 Posts: 2,638	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! I think I simultaneously laughed and cried after I read this: "He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse." Ohhh the humanity! Why did he have to add that he was wearing white shorts... gruesome. __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

09-12-2007, 11:28 AM	#6
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 43 Posts: 19,264	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! What would weird me out is the fact that the guy grabbed my BALLS. Like, you'd think he'd have punched the guy in the face, hell, maybe stabbed him if he were crazy enough. But no, he had to grab this guy's sack and pull his nuts out. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

09-12-2007, 11:50 AM	#7
RobH4413 Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 40 Posts: 2,638	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! You think his friends kind of like, freaked out. At first they were all liquored up, and egging him on. You know "Go get that dirty Texas fan, we're ready to rumble!" kind of mentality. Than the dude just rips the guys balls off. Think about the awkward couple of minutes that ensued. Like, "Steve... I mean, we were thinking a little beat down, maybe break a beer bottle over his head or something like that. But, uh, you ripped his balls off. Like, out of his body. That's not cool dude. How did you even think of doing that, like the original idea... how did you think to do that? Did you plan that out? Is this some sort of special move you've been saving up? Not cool at all, oh, and uh, you need to find a ride home." __________________ This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

09-12-2007, 12:02 PM	#10
AlvinWalton'sNeckBrace Impact Rookie Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Fayetteville, NC Age: 40 Posts: 896	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! I've actually seen similar injuries...nothing is more disgusting

09-12-2007, 12:20 PM	#11
jamf Pro Bowl Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Diego Ca Posts: 5,349	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! how did this happen? was the victim wearing really short george michael white shorts? Was his sack hanging out the side? Did the perv reach under and grab his sack and rip it off?

09-12-2007, 01:04 PM	#12
rypper11 The Starter Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 1,228	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! Quite a few years ago I was at RFK watching the Panthers and Skins and this big dude wearing a Troy Aikman jersey was being obnoxious and highly intoxicated blocking people from even watching the game (which we won though it was a Dec. game and playoffs weren't a possibility). Midway through the third I'm in the bathroom and the loudmouth is screaming and bloody next to a urinal with the ripped Aikman jersey in the urinal. Dude deserved a beatdown coming to a game your team isn't even playing in and being an ass. Still has his balls though.

09-12-2007, 01:05 PM	#14
hagams Impact Rookie Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Beaufort SC Age: 46 Posts: 933	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! Uh..........I don't think "What the F*ck" can even begin to scratch the surface of this one......Wow. __________________ We are always superbowl contenders in March!!! HTTR!!!!!!!!

09-12-2007, 01:17 PM	#15
Texanskin Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Skins fan in the Dallas area Posts: 187	Re: Fan is short for Fanatic! I grew up in texas and know how passionate Texas- OU rivalry is. I have seen OLD men and women get into heated arguement in a hotel when just passing each other by wearing opposing colors. I am a Texas Tech grad so I dont care. But did he have to grad the nuts & twist???!!!! __________________ We are finally looking like a respectable opponent.....Lets keep it going!!!

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