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Old 09-18-2008, 02:49 PM   #1
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Boys Will Be Boys: The Glory Days and Party Nights of the Dallas Cowboys Dynasty

Boys Will Be Boys: The Glory Days and Party Nights of the Dallas Cowboys Dynasty, a new book by Jeff Pearlman

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In his latest effort, Pearlman (The Bad Guys Won!) tells the story of how the Dallas Cowboys went from being a league doormat to a Super Bowl–winning machine. It's the cast of characters that makes this story a page-turner, starting with controlling owner Jerry Jones; all-business coach Jimmy Johnson, who would cut a player without blinking; and star players Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, Emmitt Smith and Deion Sanders. Pearlman explores the many other people who bought into the philosophy that if you were going to be a Dallas Cowboy... you needed to live the life—and that meant, in the early '90s, plenty of infidelity, cocaine, nightly trips to gentleman's clubs and hangovers at practice. Pearlman interviewed nearly 150 members of the Cowboys organization for the book, but much of the terrific detail comes from such tangential folks as journalists, players' wives and staff at the local Cowboys restaurant. The anecdotes range from uplifting (the heartwarming story of quarterback Troy Aikman granting a wish to a dying boy) to raunchy (defensive end Chris Haley, while playing for the 49ers, often masturbated in the locker room). In the end, Pearlman has produced a narrative that is as entertaining as it is insightful. (Sept.)
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Has anyone checked this out yet? I caught an interview on the radio w/ the author and it sounds like a pretty good read for redskin fans. A couple of points he made:

Nobody liked Emmitt Smith as he was a complete ass. He wouldn't sign an autograph for a teammates own mother, by saying if I sign this for your f****** mom I'll have to sign one for everyone's f****** mom.

Michael Irvin slit a players throat w/ a pair of barber's scissors in a locker room fight over "seniority." This was covered up by the team during Irvin's probationary period.

Oh yeah, lot's of drugs and women.

I might have to check this one out. It doesn't seem to paint such a great picture about those loveable cowboys. Too funny.
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Old 09-18-2008, 02:53 PM   #2
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why the hell would you masturbate in a locker room?
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:01 PM   #3
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why the hell would you masturbate in a locker room?
I think the answer to that is pretty obvious. And disgusting... (not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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Old 09-19-2008, 08:53 AM   #4
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why the hell would you masturbate in a locker room?
Endorphin release calms you down, settles the nerves.

Give it a try next time you're stressed!
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:48 AM   #5
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why the hell would you masturbate in a locker room?
Welllll, sombody's gotta' do it!
WHO in Skinsville DOES NOT KNOW the answer????????
(Look out, you can see it coming like a 747)
Because the C-boys are a bunch of.................JERK-OFFS
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Gotta love them Cowboys..... What a joke!
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Old 09-18-2008, 03:13 PM   #7
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I'm surprised the cowgirls could even have a huddle. From what I understand, convicted felons are'nt suppose to associate with other convicted felons.
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:46 PM   #8
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I'm surprised the cowgirls could even have a huddle. From what I understand, convicted felons are'nt suppose to associate with other convicted felons.
This can't be true. I've seen Kenny Wright and Dexter Manley chillin' with each other.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:07 PM   #9
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first thing i thought of when i read the thread title, who gives a shit?
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Starring Michael Irvin as Edward Scissorhands. I can't believe he didn't do time for the stabbing.
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:50 PM   #11
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Starring Michael Irvin as Edward Scissorhands. I can't believe he didn't do time for the stabbing.
Fortunately, he had the same judge that M. Westbrook had after putting his fist through S. Davis's head. (while helplessly on the ground)
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Old 10-05-2008, 11:54 PM   #12
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Fortunately, he had the same judge that M. Westbrook had after putting his fist through S. Davis's head. (while helplessly on the ground)
Yeah...not quite the same thing

and Kenny Wright wasn't a Redskin when he ran into his problems

props to you though for being one of the only Cowboys fans to visit this site after last weekend
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Old 10-06-2008, 12:45 AM   #13
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Yeah...not quite the same thing

and Kenny Wright wasn't a Redskin when he ran into his problems

props to you though for being one of the only Cowboys fans to visit this site after last weekend
Well I didn't think the Cowboys would go undefeated. I'm not ashamed to come here after a loss, because the Skins came to play last week and Dallas didn't. That happens in the NFL, Congradulations.
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Old 10-06-2008, 10:46 AM   #14
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Fortunately, he had the same judge that M. Westbrook had after putting his fist through S. Davis's head. (while helplessly on the ground)
Sorry Bluezz, hitting someone is a little different than stabbing/slashing someone's throat w/ a pair of scissors.
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Old 09-18-2008, 07:11 PM   #15
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Yeah this book sounds great. I am dying to pick it up. Sounds like Charles Haley really steals the show.
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