F. . . Parents who let their children run wild

[Trample the Elderly]

So there I am trying to have a bite to eat with a nice gal. Behind me there were three young girls with two children. The kids were screaming and the girls clearly didn't know what to do. They were running all over the place too.

My lady said that children ought to be seen not heard. One of the hoochies didn't like that and starts to cuss out my lady. That didn't go over well with me and we'll just omit the rest of the story.

I've cussed out family members for letting their rug rats act a fool in a restraurant before. Am I in the wrong here? If some trollop starts cussing my table out, what law am I breaking if I throw a glass of water on her? Can I mace her? What about a stun gun?

I can understand a little giggle her, a little whine there, but this shit is outrageous! My mother would have slapped the taste out of my mouth had I acted like that. Am I being unreasonable here?

What Sayeth The Mob?

[SmootSmack]

Should we merge this thread with...

http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...-you-how.html?

[tryfuhl]

Something tells me that if the parents let their kids run wild that trying to scold them with mother goose era phrases could lead to no good.

[Trample the Elderly]

I think this is different? Actually I didn't read the other thread. This is specific for eating out. That and the fact I want free legal advice of tasering fat trollops in Portsmouth.

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

I think this is different? Actually I didn't read the other thread. This is specific for eating out. That and the fact I want free legal advice of tasering fat trollops in Portsmouth.

Eating out is discussed in that thread as well.

[KLHJ2]

I hate wild children too, but I would have to honestly say that if you tazed my child, regardless of how mischievous they were being that I would go to jail for either assault or malicious wounding if not murder.

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by Angry

I hate wild children too, but I would have to honestly say that if you tazed my child, regardless of how mischievous they were being that I would go to jail for either assault or malicious wounding if not murder.

I was talking about the mother. No one is holding the children responsible.

[KLHJ2]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

I was talking about the mother. No one is holding the children responsible.

Then honestly you might get charged with assault or malicious wounding.

Edit: You taught me what trollop meant today.

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by Angry

Then honestly you might get charged with assault or malicious wounding.

So I'm supposed to sit there and let her cuss me? That's verbal assault. If someone comes up to your table and cusses out your woman, are you going to sit there and just let it happen?

[mredskins]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

So I'm supposed to sit there and let her cuss me? That's verbal assault. If someone comes up to your table and cusses out your woman, are you going to sit there and just let it happen?

Do you happen to double for the Geico cavemen by any chance?

[Schneed10]

Originally Posted by Trample the Elderly

So I'm supposed to sit there and let her cuss me? That's verbal assault. If someone comes up to your table and cusses out your woman, are you going to sit there and just let it happen?

If another woman cursed at my wife, I would not get involved at all. It's between two women, it's up to them to deal with it. You as a man getting involved is kind of chicken shit, IMO.

That said if it looked like it was about to come to blows I would step in to break it up.

I would jump to protect my wife from a man's verbal assault though. I might even throw the first punch, even though I'd be at fault for assault & battery.

[MTK]

How about doing the adult thing and just walking away?

[Nomad]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

How about doing the adult thing and just walking away?

Thank you Matty!

[Trample the Elderly]

Originally Posted by Nomad

Thank you Matty!

Knew you would chime in sissy.

[SBXVII]

Originally Posted by Mattyk

How about doing the adult thing and just walking away?

I know I'm extremely late on this convo but I'm with Matty. Several things you can do....

Prior to acting like a kid yourself and running your mouth:

#1- Ignore it.

If this can't be done...

#2- Ask the waitress or manager to sit you elsewhere. This might force the managers hand and he can tell them to either get control or leave.

After your date ran her mouth....

#3- Let her handle her own business. She started the shit let her finish it.

#4- Dump your gal for running her mouth and most likely looking to you to back her up or take over the arguement.

Lastly remember what just about everybodies mother has said.....

#5- If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Request a seat change. Complain to the manager. Then smile at them if they stare at you going out the door.