Best Sandbag of all time?

[gibbsisgod]

thats deep

[Manusky91]

Originally Posted by jamf

I felt one that was like a softball once. It even had the stitching.

You're from San Diego, don't they all feel like softballs?

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Originally Posted by Manusky91

I can honestly say that I've never felt a boob that felt like a bag of sand.

Now, if he said the best Funbags of all time, now we have something to talk about.

[Manusky91]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

That explains the first boob feeling like sand huh?

[Red Robert]

Malcolm is the king of high jacking threads.

[DaveyFoSho]

I dont know...i say we lay down 35..38 somewhere in that area....saunders made it seem as if he was unleashing his savage pittbull on the neighbors jack russel....."it will be a great day for a redskins fan" or something like that....

[ArtMonkDrillz]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

I can still remember the first time I touched a boob.......sorry AMD , i was really drunk!

I still cry myself to sleep every time I think of you groping my man-boobs.

[TheMalcolmConnection]

Si senor.

[redskinsskickazz]

Originally Posted by Mc2guy

It isn't bluffing, it's tactical warfare. I believe Sun Tzu said it best

"All warfare is based on deception.

Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable;
when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we
are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away;
when far away, we must make him believe we are near.

Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder,
and crush him.

If he is secure at all points, be prepared for him.
If he is in superior strength, evade him.

If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to
irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.

If he is taking his ease, give him no rest.
If his forces are united, separate them.

Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where
you are not expected."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War

oh please dont refer to that book.
that was spurrier's favorite book

[4mrusmc]

I don't know how you guys can be so optimistic about our team. The guys played like turds! I have questions like: who is going to return punts and kick-offs? Why did our defense look so vulnerable to the miss direction plays? Is the real offense going to stand up to all of the hype? Because they looked absolutley lost and inept. And what is Gibbs doing as far as coaching this team?

[RedskinPete]

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

HA. When I first read this thread, I thought you were talking about feeling a boob for the first time.

That is funny as hell......I remember her......Jenni.....A long time ago.....Thanks for helping me go back in the past for a moment. As for the post at hand. Would all be blowen away if the Skins put up 28 points in the first haft? I see not middle grown here. It will be a lot of points or the preseason all over again. I see 28 points and a big Gibbs smile!!!

[RedskinPete]

Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I still cry myself to sleep every time I think of you groping my man-boobs.

Wow I really have nothing to say after that!!!! Funny shit!!! he he he he he he!