Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

BDBohnzie · 07-14-2006, 10:05 AM

that's what i get for trying to plan out my November...sissy foofoo drinks and someone joking about anal on the tailgate...

12thMan · 01-23-2007, 12:35 PM

Man Law: No posting pics of dog while drinking!

ArtMonkDrillz · 02-16-2007, 02:02 PM

I'm raising the dead because I just got a great email from the dirty old man that works in my office and I thought I'd share...

Quote:

FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. it's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has
a job

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with
you.

5. It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each
other.

New Man Law: Live by these rules.

Gmanc711 · 02-16-2007, 02:28 PM

LOLOL, that one made me laugh out loud IN CLASS AMD.

12thMan · 02-16-2007, 02:45 PM

Nice.

FRPLG · 02-16-2007, 03:49 PM

Winner winner

12thMan · 02-16-2007, 03:56 PM

I fowarded that to like five chicks in my office, they got a kick out of it!

724Skinsfan · 02-16-2007, 04:01 PM

Me too, I forwarded it to these four girls I...oh crap!

12thMan · 02-16-2007, 04:05 PM

Since we're here...any new man laws for '07?

12thMan · 02-16-2007, 04:12 PM

Okay here's one.

If two guys are looking at a photo of hot chick, clothed or not, Guy A can't look at Guy B's pants and make a comment on Guy A having a woodie.

Man Law: A guy should never comment on another guy having a woodie.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-16-2007, 04:18 PM

I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-16-2007, 04:19 PM

To be totally honest about it, I probably wouldn't be friends with that person anymore.

12thMan · 02-16-2007, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.

exactly

724Skinsfan · 02-16-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.

TheMalcolmConnection · 02-16-2007, 04:28 PM

"Damn dude. Nice package."

07-14-2006, 10:05 AM	#766
BDBohnzie Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 46 Posts: 4,628	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread that's what i get for trying to plan out my November...sissy foofoo drinks and someone joking about anal on the tailgate... __________________ Bad Things man, I mean bad things... “WE TOOK HIM IN THE SIXTH ROUND SO WE'RE NOT SMART EITHER.” - Shanny on what the Skins saw in Alfred Morris

01-23-2007, 12:35 PM	#767
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: No posting pics of dog while drinking!

02-16-2007, 02:28 PM	#769
Gmanc711 Thank You, Sean. Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Gaithersburg, MD Age: 39 Posts: 7,506	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread LOLOL, that one made me laugh out loud IN CLASS AMD. __________________ #21

02-16-2007, 02:45 PM	#770
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Nice.

02-16-2007, 03:49 PM	#771
FRPLG MVP Join Date: May 2004 Age: 46 Posts: 10,164	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Winner winner

02-16-2007, 03:56 PM	#772
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I fowarded that to like five chicks in my office, they got a kick out of it!

02-16-2007, 04:01 PM	#773
724Skinsfan Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA Posts: 3,508	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Me too, I forwarded it to these four girls I...oh crap! __________________ "I hope I'm getting better. I hope you haven't seen my best." - Jim Zorn

02-16-2007, 04:05 PM	#774
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Since we're here...any new man laws for '07?

02-16-2007, 04:12 PM	#775
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,460	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Okay here's one. If two guys are looking at a photo of hot chick, clothed or not, Guy A can't look at Guy B's pants and make a comment on Guy A having a woodie. Man Law: A guy should never comment on another guy having a woodie.

02-16-2007, 04:18 PM	#776
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

02-16-2007, 04:19 PM	#777
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread To be totally honest about it, I probably wouldn't be friends with that person anymore. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

02-16-2007, 04:28 PM	#780
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Charlottesville, Virginia Age: 44 Posts: 19,264	Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread "Damn dude. Nice package." __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

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