President Trump Assassination Attempt

[mooby]

I'd try to look at evidence and form a rational conclusion based on the facts, but we all know the conclusion is whatever you conservatives say it is. Eagerly awaiting orders on who to blame sirs.

Damn youse radicals liberals, damns youse to hell!

I did think it was pretty nice of our current senile radical anarchist president to condemn it and talk to soon-to-be KOTUS over the phone though. Way to take the high ground you geriatric Dr. Evil.