Drunk Tales

[hooskins]

we are going clubbing to DC, and we pregaming, and my other friends smoke alotta green, so they are doing that too, in the car. we have a couple cases in the car, plus they have their bud, so it wasnt the smartest situation. We pull into a neighborhood and do our thing, but there is a cop right near us, so we drive away, and he starts following us. So we are freaking out bc we are drunk, and some high, and we have the drinks plus over a gram of weed. So the cop follows us for a couple mins, we are yelling at our friend who has the weed to ditch it somehow, but we have all seen Cops and when they try to throw it out of the window, that shit doesnt fly. We convinced him to eat it, while my other pothead friend was really upset, bc he felt eating it would be a waste...so my friend eats over a gram of weed, funniest shit ever....the cops then turns his lights on, and stays behind us for 2 secs, and they quickly, pulls away from behind us, and chases after some other car...we got so freaking lucky