Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

That describes this kid's parents to a T. During baseball season, his dad was bringing over thousands of dollars worth of lawn care equipment for the coaches to use on the baseball field.

That bastard didn't even try out for the team until his senior year. He was a male cheerleader with a popped collar. He was slow, couldn't catch and cried like a bitch every time he got hit. Still he never got benched until the State Championship quarter finals during half time. We were down 47 to 7. I got the call the second half and we still lost 47 to 7. But the point was that it was a little too late to give me my job back when I hadn't played the entire year. The damn coach should have gave me my damn job back as soon as I was healthy. Not that it was worth much then, but both the HC and the WR coach appologized to me after graduation. "We should have played you earlier in the year". That statement only reinforced my pre-conceived theory, that it was a bunch of political bullshit.