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Originally Posted by jsarno

LOL, you say that now...but once you see his cute little face, you're skrewed.

I can see it now:
"Son, why in the hell are you always late to chess practice...uh hum, Football practice?"
"I dunno Daddy, I just can't make it there on time, and I don't know why"
"Damn it son, I know you've never been to practice on time, but I swear, if you do it one more time, I'm gonna smack your mother!"
"Don't do that again daddy."

"Freakin Jsarno was right"
"Who"
"This amazingly intelligent guy I met on the Redskins website".
"Oh, he sounds handsome" [/quote=jsarno;321390]

Cute, but this is how its gonna be.

"Boy, what time did you show up to Football practice?" "I arrived 30 minuites prior and knocked out a PT test before the rest of the team got there."

"By the way dad, my room, your car, mom's car, the lawn, and my homework are ready for inspection SIR!"

Thats good son, but did you spend time with your girlfriend? Yes Sir, but I made sure to only go as far as 3rd base because its easier to wash your hands than it is to take a shot of pennicillan in the ass SIR!"

That's my boy, jsarno had no idea what he was talking about. "Permission to speak freely Sir?" Yes boy. "Who is jsarno sir?" One of my buddies from back on the path, the civilian type with good intentions but a lack of knowlege on Military Authority.

that is great. I like the military thing too I can just picture that.