5 Hour Energy Drink: Chaser

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Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

Dude, I don't touch the Old City when I'm down there. Last time I was there, some Suburban full of an entourage that looked like G-Unit rolled out after I "took their parking spot" after they passed it, saw there were no other spots and started backing up. I was like, "Fuck you, you passed it." and my buddy was giving me NO back-up so I looked like a bitch and left the spot.

I wouldn't have cared but I KNOW my tires would have gotten slashed. I normally just do my partying at the houses and on the Strip. Since I've gotten old and married, I haven't hit any UT parties lately.

Probably behind the Red Iguana. They got shut down a couple months ago - three or four shootings, dozens of brawls, underage alcohol sales and some strippers (with no permit) upstairs. Things are calmer now without that POS club.

And no, no story-worthy craps recently. I'm on permanent midnights and I think it's messed with my schedule. When I worked in an office I was so regular and they were just magnificent. Now they're really nothing to talk about.

The downside of wearing 30lbs worth of gear on a duty belt is that it's hard to get off to take a crap. So many times I end up holding it in just so I don't have to go through the time consuming process of taking all my stuff off. I think that may have resulted in the overall degradation of my bowl movements.