Dallas-Skins Pregame Prayer

[paulskinsfan]

A Prayer to the Football Gods:

Oh mighty football gods, we are 30 minutes away from the Skins-Cowboys game, so please hear my prayer. I have a bet with Smootsmack that I desperately want to lose. I know we are without Sean Taylor, I know half our line is gone, and I know we don't have a WR healthy enough to start for a halfway decent college team. That being said football gods, we are talking about the Cowboys, the epitomy of evil. If we can't win this game, Im asking you, no Im begging you, please don't let this be a Cowboy asspound. Please let us be competitive if we cannot win, so that at least we can hold our head up high. Please let Gibbs actually have decent clock management and please make GW adjust his defense to what is happening in the game. If they cannot win, please let them play respectively so those demons known as Cowboy fans cannot take quite as much glee. This is my prayer football gods, and I will now let fate take its course. Amen.